Warning: long, LONG ramblings and images under the cut.
[[MORE]]1. “AI doesn’t spell AYA.” — Kilowog
“I’m so fat!” I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth
There was a girl who was friends with my friends and we were all a group for a while and I never really liked her all that much. In fact, she annoyed the crap out of me because everything she said was either vapid or bitchy or pro-life. Then she wound up on the ad that Career Planning Services sent me because they still think I graduated. It had her walking down the path to commencement. I thought I was getting over my fuck-my-life-where-did-my-graduation-go attitude but it crept up on me again and made me angry and sad. I didn’t realize until a few hours ago that it was because that girl was on the ad and it never occurred to me how much I hated her before just now. Vapid bitch who swore to complete her master’s in a year (like that will happen) and talks like a valley girl even though she’s from some small town in Illinois. Or is it Iowa? Ohio? No, Pennsylvania. Whatever. How come she gets to graduate and I don’t? Why her? Why?